Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Episode 143: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) – The ESO Network

“Take a look, count to three, come with me, and you’ll be in a world of Pure Imagination.” I remembered that without lyric sheets, this movie is a favorite so listen as we have a bit of a love fest we even talk the Tim Burton meh version! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we ponder is Grandpa Joe the greatest con artist of all time? We watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), he’s just straight up killing kids, right? Also, dear friends, if you like live comedy and want to support me, your host, come and watch […]

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Myopia Mornings! Sailor Moon (1993-1994) – The ESO Network

Well hello! Welcome to Myopia Mornings, around here we like to watch cartoons and take the day nice and slow. However, today we are fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, and never running from a real fight while we watch Sailor Moon (1993-94). We watched the original Japanese with subtitles, so none of that American censorship got in the way of the action! Also, dear friends, if you like live comedy and want to support me, your host, come and watch me do the joke’em’ups as Cineprov Ruins Childhood Memories! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and […]

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Episode 141: Dune (1984) – The ESO Network

Hello and Happy Thanksgiving! I hope you are preparing for or driving to a great meal! If not, I hope you are having a great day and we are getting you there. So we watched Dune (1984) and wow. I don’t think we could say it any better than the director himself David Lynch. “Dune, I didn’t have final cut on. It’s the only film I’ve made where I didn’t have. I didn’t technically have final cut on The Elephant Man (1980), but Mel Brooks gave it to me, and on Dune the film, I started selling out, even in the script […]

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Episode 138: The Pagemaster (1994) – The ESO Network

Why, hello there! Thank goodness we’re done with that really creepy October (unless you want one more spook, than join my comedy group Cineprov is riffing over the movie Gargoyles (1972) at the Plaza theater on 11/2! THE DAY THIS DROPS). So this November, we decided to go with a little bit more family-friendly theme. We picked a handful of films that I, in particular, saw as a kid. All of these make me think of my brothers and family. We watched them together or they were always on. With that, we begin with a real train wreck. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, […]

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Episode 135: Army of Darkness (1992) – The ESO Broadcasting Network

Hey there friend, want to help out a guy? Well, here is the ticket! Rate and review us on iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! If you prefer the live comedy, my comedy group Cineprov is riffing over the movie Gargoyles (1972) at the Plaza theater on 11/2! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we hail to the King, baby! We watched Army of Darkness (1992), Are all […]

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