Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – #148 – The Addams Family (1991) – The ESO Network

They’re creepy and they’re kooky, mysterious and spooky, They’re all together ooky, the Addams Family. This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we have a feel good bit of fun with the Addams Family! Is it silly, yes! Is it funny, yes! Does it have a recognizable song that we try to sing despite being on Skype? You bet! Enjoy! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer forMST3K season 11), Candace of Lips Down On Dixie, and I tackle Flesh Gordon, and then attempt to scrub off the unclean feelings! Afterwards, join us at CO for a meet and greet […]

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Weird Science – The ESO Network

This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, John Hughes brings us back to a time where you couldn’t use computers to look at pornography, so you had to use them to just make the women! What a crazy backward era! Also, crazy backward gender politics in a movie from someone who we thought knew better after Pretty in Pink, Breakfast Club, and Sixteen Candles. Oh, well, I guess threatening your SO’s family with a gun was ok in Reagan’s America. Also, dear friends, thanks for all of you who supported Cineprov last year and I will see you in January! […]

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Episode 145: Gremlins (1984) – The ESO Network

It’s Gremlins week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood! Have you ever tried to get the perfect gift, but it turns out to be evil? Like you possessed dolls and so forth? Well, this is nothing like that because shit goes down due to incompetance! Please do mean a favor! Rate and review us! iTunes!, Stitcher! or Podbean! Five stars helps a lot! And if you are a fan of history, we just wrapped on season one of check out my history podcast with Alex Cummings, Doomed to Repeat with an episode on Sanctuary Cities; available where ever you get your podcasts! How will you stand when we put your past […]

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Episode 143: Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971) – The ESO Network

“Take a look, count to three, come with me, and you’ll be in a world of Pure Imagination.” I remembered that without lyric sheets, this movie is a favorite so listen as we have a bit of a love fest we even talk the Tim Burton meh version! This week on Myopia: Defend Your Childhood, we ponder is Grandpa Joe the greatest con artist of all time? We watched Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (1971), he’s just straight up killing kids, right? Also, dear friends, if you like live comedy and want to support me, your host, come and watch […]

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Myopia: Defend Your Childhood – Myopia Mornings! Sailor Moon (1993-1994) – The ESO Network

Well hello! Welcome to Myopia Mornings, around here we like to watch cartoons and take the day nice and slow. However, today we are fighting evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight, and never running from a real fight while we watch Sailor Moon (1993-94). We watched the original Japanese with subtitles, so none of that American censorship got in the way of the action! Also, dear friends, if you like live comedy and want to support me, your host, come and watch me do the joke’em’ups as Cineprov Ruins Childhood Memories! Join Larry (our founder and comedy writer for MST3K season 11), Evan (from Evan and […]

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