Movie Review – Texas Chainsaw 3D

*WARNING:
THERE ARE SPOILERS ALL UP IN THIS*

I was so stoked about seeing this movie. I love the Texas Chainsaw franchise. I mean, I’ve got Leatherface tattooed on my arm: 

No, I didn’t really consider the actual gruesomeness of a girl suspended from a meathook when I got it. I’m a child of violent 80’s movies and video games; I don’t have any empathy or a moral compass. Anyway, I’ve